Quotes for a Cold Saturday

It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size of one human hair.
 Reed Hastings


It's not about who you want to spend Friday night with, it's about who you want to spend all day Saturday with.
 Unknown


Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night.
 Unknown


Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
 Ogden Nash


Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
 Woody Allen


I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
 R L Stine


The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
 Donna Shalala


We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.
 Mary-Kate Olsen