Isn't there something about this in the "Man Code" rule book?
Picnic Pants
I actually think this is a GREAT idea!
All good until the bird mistakes your eye for the flower.
For fat AND lazy people
Mmmm... canned hot dogs
Go best with Canned Bread!
or friends.
When that 6th cup of coffee just isn't enough
OMG! What's next, motorized toilet paper rolls?
Look... He's mocking Jesus!
Also comes in handy when someone is trying to steal your pizza!