Fortune Cookies Can Be Fun!

I've always wanted to make Misfortune cookies and replace all of the traditional ones, found in Chinese restaurants around the globe, with these new, and funnier, cookies.  Each cookie would contain a misfortune, like "you will soon break your collar bone in a freak accident", or, "I hope you didn't order the Shrimp Tempura".

On the same note, here are some very clever fortunes from a slightly more unusual batch of fortune cookies...